06-Apr-2006
Sometimes a sex story reveals more about the teller: “I once dated a girl who liked to sleep in the nude!” wrote one woman, hoping to scandalize the author. “Her dog slept in the bed as well. Sure it was nothing sexual, but it was itchy, and it was stinky. Yuck!”
The best stories are deeply personal and weird.
“My ex could only get off in an extremely specific rhythm that is nearly impossible to replicate without a jackhammer. She also fashioned dildos for herself out of melted candles (she grew up in the Middle East so she didn't have much of a choice.) That freaked me out when I first found them, but in the grand scheme of things, it's not that strange.”--Bridget C., intern at On Our Backs
“I dated one girl who was so slight in stature, and then we got into the bedroom. She asked me to fuck her with her favorite dildo. She pulled this puppy out and oh, my god--I swear to you, I thought it was a small building. This thing was wrapped in velvet, tucked away, and huge. I just couldn't believe what this shy woman wanted. It was quite the eye-opener.”--Arden
Not all involve dildos.
“One time my girlfriend and I had a three-way with this chick who had a yeast infection. She didn't seem to be aware of this. We didn't want to hurt her feelings, so one of us had to ‘go there.’ I was the heroic one who leapt on the grenade. I still haven't quite recovered.”—Bett W.
“My friend Angela has a notched labia from when her girlfriend got a little sloppy with the razor.”—Diana Cage, in Box Lunch
And some are competitive:
“That summer we had sex in every bathroom stall at the Getty Museum.”--ANONYMOUS
